“No,” they said, “it was on craigslist, so it’s true and we’re keeping it.”
The stupidity and audacity of the general public never ceases to amazes me. Does it not amaze you? Said the victim, “It boggles the mind.” It does, indeed.
Then I got to thinking. If that’s all it takes to get people to haul your junk away, I’m getting started on some craigslist ads pronto!
Free: Dog Poop. Several sizes and textures to choose from.
Free to Good Home: Top ¼” of large lawn. You cut it, you keep it.
Free Soap Scum. You Haul.
Free: Cat and Dog Hair. Many uses! Multiple colors available! Virtually limitless supply! Brush provided.
Bags, Bags, Bags! Paper, plastic, all sizes and colors. Pickup truck recommended.
I could be wrong, but I think I’m onto something here—and I’m just getting started.