“Get off the dining room table!”
“Meow.”
“Get your ass out of my breakfast! I don’t put my ass in your breakfast!”
“Meow.”
Mad class in my house.
A Post I Have Been Writing In My Head For Months
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Heehee, in my house I would have seen the cat go flying out the window ;) xxxx
We've had such similar exchanges. Our most recent:
GET YOUR NOSE OFF THE CUPCAKES!
Breakfast? Fine. Cupcakes? Hell no.
Hay, our cats allow us to live in their house and we're usually on shaky ground, so we try avoid angering them. I read them your response and they laughed so hard the milk they were drinking came out of their adorable pink little noses. Of course, I cleaned it up.
Mrs. G., noses? Fine. Asses? Hell no. Cupcakes? You have cupcakes?
POOR, misunderstood kitty.
Cats have a mind of their own. Our civility is not the same as cat civility -at all.
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